Product: Twix
Summary: At a party, an attractive woman rants about nonspecific "politicians" being "out of touch" to an average-to-dumpy man, who agrees simperingly. After several seconds of this "listening", he invites her to his apartment (which is where sex happens). "What?!" she replies. Using his Twix to stop time, the man reflects briefly on the most effective technique for acquiring sex with this woman. "I thought you were a believer. Someone who'd wanna...blog about our ideals. But I guess..." The woman's face lights up. "I love blogging!" SEX ASSURED. BUY TWIX.
Themes: PUA, female gullibility
See Also: Can't Hardly Wait et al
Fuck you, Twix. Fuck you.
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
I love blogging!
Product: Twix
Summary: At a party, an attractive woman rants about nonspecific "politicians" being "out of touch" to an average-to-dumpy man, who agrees simperingly. After several seconds of this "listening", he invites her to his apartment (which is where sex happens). "What?!" she replies. Using his Twix to stop time, the man reflects briefly on the most effective technique for acquiring sex with this woman. "I thought you were a believer. Someone who'd wanna...blog about our ideals. But I guess..." The woman's face lights up. "I love blogging!" SEX ASSURED. BUY TWIX.
Themes: PUA, female gullibility
See Also: Can't Hardly Wait et al
Fuck you, Twix. Fuck you.
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